News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: Ice Cream For Breakfast?!?!

Häagen-Dazs is selling a new type of yogurt that's supposed to be like eating ice cream for breakfast. It's called "cultured crème." It's thicker and creamier than normal yogurt, with less tang. But yeah, it's got more calories... IN OTHER NEWS....A gas station employee is facing charges in Oklahoma after he got a friend to rob the place . . . so he could go home early that day.