News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: The Entire State Was Woke Up By Mistake

Authorities in Florida are apologizing for waking everyone up yesterday morning at 4:45 A.M. with an emergency alert on their smartphones. They were just testing the system, and didn't intend to send it out that early.... And In Other News... Police in Florida were looking for a wanted suspect, the police thought he was in a home so they searched, while searching, the suspect fell out of the ceiling!