News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: Man Runs From Cops Straight To Gators

A man in Florida stole a car, when cops tried to stop him he ran and jumped in a pod... this is a fresh water pond in Florida... guess what was waiting for him.... GATORS! A man on his 39th birthday, decided it would be a good idea to start shooting a gun off, when the police helicopter arrived he started shooting the helicopter... needless to say the man's 40th birhday will be spent in jail