News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: Avacado Attack

Coors Light is releasing limited edition, beer-flavored POPSICLES. They're non-alcoholic, and they're available online and at more than 800 bars to coincide with March Madness....A 39-year-old woman in Florida was hit with a felony battery charge for striking her 68-year-old boyfriend in the eye . . . with an AVOCADO. She denies "directly striking" him.