The cops in Tulsa, Oklahoma got SEVERAL calls yesterday afternoon about a man and a woman at a mall. Because . . .
The couple decided it was a good idea to run NAKED around the mall.....AND to top it off, the guy had the couple’s pet pit bull on his shoulders
When the cops got to the mall, they found the couple in Macy's hugging each other as Macy employees attempted to wrap towels around the couple
Shockingly the couple admitted they'd smoked some joints that they'd dipped in a cup of PCP, which was what led to all of this.
The couple was charged with indecent exposure, vandalism, and public intoxication.
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