A Dutch cyclist named Tom Dumoulin was leading a race in Italy yesterday . . . but had to stop on the side of the road to DROP A DEUCE. He pulled down his racing onesie and popped a squat right next to a road sign.
He talked about it afterward, and said he just really had to "take a dump." Luckily it was only one stage of the race. Coming into the day, he was still leading overall.