News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: Grand Theft Backhoe

A guy in Illinois is facing charges after he stole a backhoe from a construction site, and drove it 10 miles to the airport to catch a flight. There's security footage of him parking it in the airport parking lot.  A woman in the U.K. got back at her cheating boyfriend by opening up the curtain rods above one of his windows . . . and hiding a bunch of SHRIMP in there.