Someone pinch me because apparently you can sign up to play with puppies for $100 an hour! But first you gotta pack your bags and move to Dallas!
"The job description includes roaming the small and large dog parks at the restaurant, playing with the customers' dogs, and enjoying the company of Dallas-Fort Worth’s furriest bar-goers and their owners. MUTTS also plans to provide the Puptern with signature food and drinks."
So how I apply?
"Show us your puppy petting skills! Do you have what it takes to be the first-ever MUTTS Puptern at our brand new location in Fort Worth?Post a photo or video by 11/12 that shows us your puppy petting skills and use #MUTTSpuptern and tag @muttscantina for a chance to be hired as our Puptern and get PAID $100 per hour to pet puppies at our new location! Creativity is encouraged-- tell us why you're the best fit for the position in your caption!"