A guy ordered a triple cheeseburger from McDonalds, and wanted nothing on it, no meat, no bread, NOTHING... he did it as a joke, clearly this guy needs to find something better to do with his time. In Other News... A young child was taught by his parents, in the case of emergency to dial 9-1-1... well the child thought it was an emergency, as he did not have any pizza. 9-1-1, responded and taught the young boy a lesson, and since he was such a good listener, they ended up getting him some pizza.