A man tried to steal a car, problem with his plan... It was a self driving car, the man tried to take control, but was unable, the car locked him inside, and called the cops, the bad guy is in custody.... IN OTHER NEWS... the cops in Colorado took a man in custody as he was in a very interesting position.... sitting on the toilet. The bad guy said he had to go, the cops said they caught him in a "crappy position"
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