The first ever "Florida Man Games" were a big success on Saturday. Thousands of people showed up to watch events like the mullet contest, "mud duel," and "evading arrest" obstacle course...In Other News.... A woman was in an accident, and was about be awarded $825,000, as she stated she had lingering injuries, causing constant issues... Recently the judge threw it out when she was photographed in a Christmas tree-throwing competition.
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