In Canada, an escaped kangaroo punched a cop in the face as they attempted to capture it. The kangaroo had been on the run for four days... In Other News... An Ohio judge got creative with a woman's jail sentence after she threw a burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker. He sentenced her to 180 days, with 90 of them suspended . . . and said she could knock off another 60 if she agrees to get a job WORKING at a fast-food place to see what it's like. She agreed.
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