The first-ever "Florida Man Games" are set for February 24th in St. Augustine
They'll choose 16 teams with five people each. Here are the five events they've got planned . . .
1. Beer Belly Florida Sumo Wrestling.
2. Evading Arrest Obstacle Course.
3. Steal As Many Catalytic Converter, Bikes, Copper Pipes As You Can
4. Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud Duel.
5. Steal As Much Cash As You Can.
They'll also have a mullet contest . . . a "Florida MA'AM" beauty pageant . . . and "Chicken Coop Bingo," where two chickens pick the numbers.
The festivities end with something called "9-1-1 Fight Night: Brawl of the Badges." That one appears to be a series of boxing matches between firefighters and cops.
ANYONE in Florida can sign up to maybe compete.
Tickets are $45, or $145 for V.I.P. tickets. You can get them through their site, TheFloridaManGames.com.
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