In things you did not know you needed, Charmin spent FIVE YEARS working on a re-design of the toilet paper square, so that it's easier to make a neat tear along the perforation line. But to do it, the had to make the line WAVY not straight, so it's no longer a square.... In other News... A man shot at what he thought was a burglar, but instead of hitting the burglar, he he his apartement's water line and flooded his place... BTW there was no burglar, the man was on drugs and seeing things.