The Marines lost an F-35 stealth fighter jet in South Carolina on Sunday, when the pilot ejected. They found the debris yesterday. No one was hurt in the crash. The military says they're investigating, but it is being reported this morning that the jet debris has been found. In Other News... A dozen attractions at Disney World had to close temporarily when an ACTUAL BEAR got in the park yesterday. Someone spotted it in a tree in Frontierland. Disney said they were "working on capturing and relocating" it. Officials were seen carrying it out in a tarp around 1:15 P.M.
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