A Delta flight from Atlanta to Barcelona had to turn around on Friday after the pilot radioed and said there was, quote, "diarrhea all the way through the airplane."... In Other News... Cops in Nebraska released audio of a drunk driver who got arrested after he called 911 to report someone for driving the wrong way on the highway. It turned out HE was the one driving the wrong way.
News From The Bottom Of The Barrel, Brought You By Chapman Chevy