News From The Bottom Of The Barrel: A Power Wheels DUI

A grown man in Indiana got a DUI while driving a Power Wheel down the street at 9:00 P.M. Yes, the type you may have had when you were five.... In Other News... A 41-year-old man in Florida was arrested for DUI earlier this month, and he was wearing a t-shirt that said, "I'M THE REASON THE BEER'S ALWAYS GONE." He also tried, unsuccessfully, to flee the cops.