A bus driver taking the Pittsburgh Pirates from Chicago to Milwaukee on Thursday night was arrested and charged with drunken driving while transporting the team, Illinois State Police stopped the bus they were escorting out of the city after the Pirates' loss to the Cubs Thursday night when troopers noticed erratic driving. ... IN OTHER NEWS.... A guy in St. Louis pulled a staple gun on a grocery store manager . . . only stole one small bag of dog food . . . and his getaway ride was a bike. Cops caught up with him nearby. He's facing serious charges.
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