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A man was arrested last week after running through a hotel in Iowa naked . . . and swinging a toilet plunger at guests. No one was hurt. The guy was charged with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct. Police charged him with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct. Reports are he was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines....In other news, This guy thought he got a great deal on a flight halfway around the world. But he didn't quite make it that far . . .It turned out he did book a flight to "Sidney" . . . but it was Sidney, MONTANA, a small town near the North Dakota border with 6,000 people. He knew something was up when his American Airlines flight from New York landed in Billings, and he saw snow-capped mountains in the distance.
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