Chicken of the Sea tuna is offering a $1 million reward to anyone who can find a mermaid.... Not only would you have to present video evidence you'd also have to setup an interview between the mermaid and the company's "mermaid expert".... And In Other News!! Police in Louisiana say an "unknown possible explosive device" prompted an evacuation last Saturday. The authorities looked into it, and it wasn't a bomb . . . it was just a harmless EGG WRAPPED IN A BANDANA.