An Uber driver is going viral on TikTok after telling the story of how a guy had her stop to pick up his mistress . . . so she drove them back to his HOUSE, and dropped them in his front yard to get caught by his wife. AND..... In other news...A couple in Texas tried to thwart some porch pirates by filling a box with dirty diapers, but it didn't work. The thieves came back . . . smeared the diapers on their door . . . AND covered their porch and cars with cow manure.