A guy in Italy had more than $20,000 in bonds, and was worried burglars might find them. So he hid them in his CHIMNEY . . . didn't tell his wife . . . and she burned them while starting a fire for the holidays.... AND in other news... A tech worker in Seattle was arrested after being caught manipulating software code to divert more than $260,000 into his own account. He told detectives that the scheme was inspired by the movie "Office Space".