Barton, Vermont
A 68-year-old man named Leroy Mason was cooking at his apartment on Monday when his smoke detector went off.
Apparently it had been happening a lot, and he has failed at fixing it
So he solved the issue . . . by destroying it with a SHOTGUN.
Not surprisingly his neighbors who shared a connecting wall with Mr Mason called the police
Police showed up and attempted to take Mr Mason in custody, at which point he thought it was a good idea to pull out another gun and threaten the police.
The police were able to get Mr Mason into custody and no one was hurt, Mr Mason is facing multiple charges
Maple Heights, Ohio
A 40-year-old guy named Markiko Lewis from Maple Heights, Ohio got out of prison back on the 11th of last month after doing two-and-a-half years for robbing a bank.
And the very next day . . . he robbed that SAME BANK.
He handed the teller a note that said, quote, "Don't do anything stupid." It appears he is not familiar with the concept of irony.
Anyway, the cops caught him after he ran away and now he's facing robbery charges. Again.