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Dozens of kids in El Paso, Texas have to retake the S.A.T. after their tests got lost in transit. They took them last month, but their tests flew off a UPS truck and got scattered all over the road. 55 test sheets haven't been found.... AND... In other news....Wednesday, a 36-year-old named Jeffery Carl broke into a home near Dayton, Ohio around three in the morning and started taking stuff. But he had to stop when the owner . . . who's blind . . . shot him in the BUTT.